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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:31
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How did my ex move on very fast?
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Which genre of novels is most profitable to publish and why?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Used vehicle prices ease from tariff fear-buying highs but remain elevated - CNBC
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
CDC warns of deadly listeria outbreak tied to packaged meals - CIDRAP
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Measles strikes at birth: Six Canadian newborns infected from unvaccinated mothers - Times of India
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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What is something you have to share?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
No go.
You probably don’t need foods with added protein, nutritionists say - NewsNation
No way
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Then came..